Some of Cartman's evil schemes include pretending his hand was Jennifer Lopez, running an amusement park, locking away Butters so he could join the party at Casa Bonita, and breaking out of fat camp. But not so! Sure, he's selfish, hot-tempered and swears like a sailor, but that's only because he's insecure about being the fattest kid in school.Īnd what third-grader doesn't need to blow off a little steam by screaming racial slurs now and again? The important thing is when times have been tough for the boys (such as when they needed to replace Kenny with another friend) Eric's been there to make matters worse.
You'd think because his mother appeared on the cover of CrackWhore Magazine, Eric Cartman would be a rather disturbed little boy.
